Best thing about each sorority

Axo: literally all so beautiful
AOPi: very nice
AdPi: not afraid to be themselves
Chi O: songfest
DDD: close sisterhood
DG: cool girl vibes
Theta: uplifting to everyone they meet
GPhi: trendy
KD: will help you with homework
Kappa: fun to party with
Pi Phi: Girls girls
ZTA: always strive to be the best, killer work ethic

Axo: instagram
AOPi: blank slate
AdPi: new house to critique
Chi O: owl window
DDD: only have to remember one greek letter
DG: that giant anchor
Theta: roof balcony
GPhi: idk them
KD: girl scout cookies
Kappa: find your future AA buddies
Pi Phi: house could double as funeral home
ZTA: who doesn't love cheese?!

WHY did you forget DZ? TURTLES

You know when ya gotta go to the bathroom and a turtle pops out! Jk jk turtle is their mascot

Axo: super pretty girls
AOPi: BEAUTIFUL new house
AdPi: really nice
Chi O: best Philanthropy events
DDD: lowkey
DG: pretty diverse
Theta: funny girl and fun to hang out with
GPhi: really nice house and underrated imo
KD: really diverse and has a group of very chill girls
Kappa: super easy to talk to and easygoing
Pi Phi: SO KIND to other girls
ZTA: most are super outgoing and really easy to get along with

Axo: Pretty
AOPi: Clean slate
AdPi: not afraid to be themselves
Chi O: songfest
DDD: close sisterhood
DG: cool girl vibes
DZ: chill and sweet
Theta: uplifting to everyone they meet
GPhi: trendy
KD: will help you with homework
Kappa: fun to party with
Pi Phi: Girls girls
ZTA: fancy stuff

Axo: will straight up ignore you during recruitment and make the PNMs hold the convo
AOPi: truly a badass house but kinda different Philantropy
AdPi: super nice girls, new house soon!!
Chi O: songfest & Chaco tans #summercamp
DDD: daddy is rich and love the Woodlands
DG: dancers & lowkey the “I’m not like the other girl” types
DZ: I like turtles
Theta: their house is… a choice but they do love Jesus
GPhi: grilled cheeses
KD: helping babies & nice girls
Kappa: they will haze you!
Pi Phi: house could be a funeral home but they’re cool girls
ZTA: you cannot park ur car at the house during rush if it’s not a Range Rover but fake blondes are cool