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From dancing in a button down shirt in their basement freshman year to looking over at them longingly through probations, the pretty boys of American University have turned nothing but bad boy. You can find the select few starting fights in the club and the rest on third-floor lib. The place in my heart reserved for the brothers of Sigma Chi will lie with me even in my grave. Ice luge? you can find it there. Incognito snakes? always sigma slithering around. Derby days? yeah, i'd get run over by a horse for some of you. In terms of bringing in a new class, best of luck, brethren.

To the dear men of Pi Kappa Alpha, I commend you. Far you have come in the race back to the top and how far the great have fallen being smacked with some naughty naughty members. A reformed biddie once told me to watch my back, however, I have lived and learned. I have found love, friendship, companionship, and at times hatred in the group you all refer to as a brotherhood. I have sought the highs and lows of you all, I have seen the best and the worst. Am I proud to be associated with you? less than. Will I cherish the friendships and felatio I have recieved from your members? Always. Bless your hearts and keep partying hard. p.s. watch out for that sneaky IX. they can smell you from a mile away. phi phi boys.

As someone who has been seen naked by multiple members of this organization, I can tell you they are a very respective bunch. Nasty? sometimes. Dirty? almost always, however, they're funny and have a way about them. These kids know how to go out and have a ball at the #club and will always make you feel like a bro...so think that one through the next time you're taking your shirt off in front of them. Nothing says "hey bro" like them slapping you on the back after you stripped down in front of them after a night at heist. be good to yourself and know that phi sigma kappa is the way to go! Damn Proud.