Sadboi PLEASE BID ME KA

Just sitting here waxing my surfboard naked for the 15th time waiting for quarantine to end. All I wish is that I could have gone and met some of the hot brothers at KA on Cal day so they'd bid me. I mean I have a surfboard so basically makes me cooler than everyone else right? Maybe if I come on here and post nonstop about other houses I will finally have what it takes to fit in there! Then they'll see that I can waste all of my time and money on Greekrank and allow me to join in their birdfeeding ceremony during pledging. GOD I LOVE THE THOUGHT OF MY BROTHERS NEXT TO ME SPITTING VODKA IN MY MOUTH EVERY MONDAY NIGHT OOOOOFFFF.