frats in one scentence

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Beta: We are a girls best friend, we cant spit game.

TKE: We accept anyone and everyone, we have no real bonds, just a random group of guys.

Pi Kapp: We stupid af, but bruh, we turn up, pull yo girlz, and make uz think we into filantropy.

Fiji: We have a house on campus, thats all.

Phi Delt: Were the self proclaimed best frat on campus.

Lambda Chi: Do we even exist?

Sig Ep: Phi Sigs used to hang out with us, but we split and our ex brothers took our girls.

Sigma Chi: We try to stay relevant.

Sammy: We have that one foam party, we got nothing else.

Theta Chi: Hi, were a frat, you probably havent heard of us cause we dont do anything.

ZBT: Even phi delt is better than us and we have a chapter.