dork index
by: T2
Here is the all important Dork Index top ten as measured during the 2016-2017 academic year:
1. KAT
2. DG
3. AOPi
4. ADPi
5. AXO
6. AGD
7. GPhi
8. PM
9. KD
10. PBP
Commentby: XJul 11, 2017 8:47:30 PM
by: T2Jul 11, 2017 9:05:00 PM
Wow. I went away and then returned to see acceptance of the Dork Index. I think it is fair to say DZ should be in there instead of PBP. PBP is not really that dorky. DZ is okay for a while but then the dork factor does emerge.
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#6 by: Burpees
by: PM!Jul 11, 2017 9:38:28 PM
by: ^Jul 11, 2017 10:34:04 PM
by: GuestJul 12, 2017 2:36:08 PM
This is a really funny thread. I love the joke on PM being both and being ambi-dork-strous. Classic.
FWIW, I think the troll starting this meant dork in an endearing way because any troll on here is, by definition, a dork.
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by: WhatJul 12, 2017 3:01:00 PM
by: OkJul 11, 2017 10:13:48 PM
I believe you are correct but the actual dork index is not out until August after the machine does its super secret vote
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by: defJul 11, 2017 10:21:12 PM
by: MkkkJul 11, 2017 10:35:15 PM
How would the dork index be a measure of desirability? Houses on the dork list are HIGHLY DESIRABLE to DORKS.
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#9 by: What?
Define dork in this instance, please.
Where I'm from, a dork is someone who is nerdy and into nerdy things. How is it meant for this suddenly all important ranking? Will it tell me who watches the most Doctor Who? That would be something that I would be very interested in knowing, as I like a good Doctor Who binge watch myself.
#10 by: J
Urban Dictionary defines dork as:
Someone who has odd interests, and is often silly at times. A dork is also someone who can be themselves and not care what anyone thinks.
An individual who exhibit the following characteristics:
- Funny in their own way
- Has some odd personality or unique way of thinking
- Can be themselves
Also, there were nine sororities above the Panhellenic average for GPA in the Fall of 2016. Seven of those nine houses made the dork house lists. Dorks make great grades! I'm proud to be a dork!
by: LuvJul 12, 2017 5:59:51 AM
by: Based on that.......Jul 12, 2017 1:07:23 PM
I am 100% down for being a dork too, if we are using the Urban Dictionary. Take note houses on this list. You're AWESOME!
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by: GuestJul 12, 2017 2:29:26 PM
Well played dork. I would add to urban dictionary definition that a dork includes cosplay aficionados
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by: GuestJul 12, 2017 2:30:58 PM
Looks like the OP was definitely a troll (T2) and you can never tell what they are up to. My guess is they don't even know the houses and just put letters out there and had fun messing with people of whether it was good or bad to be dorky, but they did seem to give it a negative implication.
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by: CosplayJul 12, 2017 2:53:48 PM
All over Greek Life you hear talk about costume parties and theme parties where people dress up as things. That is simply cosplay with a more rigid theme. Not sure why you'd knock 'cosplay aficionados' as being a negative.
It take creativity, craftiness and skill to make a good cosplay, and not everyone who does is some afflicted dweeb. Maybe visit places outside of Alabama occasionally.
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by: ;)Jul 11, 2017 8:36:07 PM
Oh sweetie. You are in denial.
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