🔥 FIGHT NIGHT ON WEST – AD vs Sig Chi, DU crashes?!

AD bros rolling in like they own the slope, Sig Chi squids chirping “tier’s slipping” and next thing you know tables are flipping, pong cups flying, mirror‑room flashbacks. Word is AD pledge pulls the ‘Chi Psi Grind’ move (straight snaking bids in Oct) and Sig Chi prez loses it—claims “dirty‑rush receipts” and throws hands. DU boys show up last minute tryna film content for the C4 grind 🤡.

Core Four melt‑down: AD🍁 + Sig Chi🐓 screaming about who self‑ranked harder (spoiler: both)

Dirty Rush receipts: AD’s got 18 PNMs “locked” since August; Sig Chi flexing a secret athlete GroupMe—CORNELL IFC where you at?

DU clout‑chase: crashes, yells “AD on probation” then bounces when DPS rolls up – classic DU PR push

Sig Pi & Chi Psi spotted lurking, hoping rejects trickle down (COB szn🥴)

Pike says they’re “top‑mid rising” (everyone downvotes)

Lambda vs Chi Phi composite theft rumors swirl—someone’s trophy wall looking stacked lmao

PNMs: if you’re still bid‑hunting, maybe check Theta Chi or TDX because the big dogs are gonna be busy filing Chapter Misconduct Forms all week 📝. Grab popcorn, geeds—Greekrank about to implode. 💥🍿 #Rush2025 #DirtyRush #CoreFourWars #HazingWatch