Locked in the basement

Pnms beware of Kappa! Last year during work week a girl painted her body blue because she had so much kappa spirit, but the kappa gods found out that she had secretly throwing a crown and saying ‘zlam’ so they made the paint permanent and the girl was now stained blue… kappa now keeps her locked in the basement and feeds her blueberries and blue açaí bowls from Mamaka. Don’t let this be you