Sorority HORROR story

I was walking down the row today when I went on my hot girl walk and I saw some DGs waving me over. I was confused because I had not met any DGs before but I proceeded to make my way to their front lawn. I quickly noticed these girls were wearing welding masks, confused I asked what they were building. They silently showed me all of the very small anchors they use in their pref ceremony. They asked if they could practice on me since they didn't have real pnms yet. I nervously nodded as they lodged a very small anchor in my butt. I ran away in fear and discomfort, but because I was "anchored down" they were able to pull me back into the house and use me as slave labor. If you're seeing this and going through recruitment make sure that youre wearing protective underwear while in the DG house.