Kappas rumors confirm

First things first im a house boy at kappa and I’ve been here for 11 years and every year it’s the same! Every time I’m in a room with them it smells bad, I think that fart a lot. 2 years ago the tied all is houseboys down and tried to stick keys up our butts! My first year I found 4 frozen owls in the freezer while looking for green onions that was my first red flag. During recruitment i was serving lamb and I saw a girl get taken out side and heard gunshots but they said it was unrelated. Going on 12 years, I hope they let me leave soon