RUSH ADVICE freshman

psa to all freshmen rushing: stop fking talking about booze and or some hot chick when we ask you about welcome week or fun fact. You guys are all squids thinking you need to be the tiktok impression of a frat dude in order to get a bid. shi is corny as fk. Just be chill and relatable stop trying to be someone ur not.

None of us wants to get asked “how are ur guys parties?”