Beta Pool is real

I didn’t want to stir the pot so I’ve kept this a secret but I can’t stay quite any longer. A couple of weeks I was talking to some guys at a Beta party and they all looked rather damp. I asked them why they were wet and they glanced at one another and giggled. The giggle left me uneasy but eager to learn more. They told me of a forbidden place within the walls of Beta. I went with them, suspicious at first, but eager to explore. At the end of our journey I found what I had been looking for. The Beta Pool. Yes, that’s right, there is a pool. I jumped in it and played in the pool for hours. It was so nice. I was drenched but satisfied. I know I’m putting my self at danger by sharing this information but it had to be shared. If you don’t hear from me, assume the worst.