Little 500 Special Celebration drink

Theory: if Little 500 is based of the Indy 500 where the winner pours/drinks milk, I think the winning bike team should have to drink a special drink. Preferably a concoction of Pike’s jungle juice, Sig Chi’s natty lite frat floor puddles, probs some infested Teter ceiling drops, and Kilroys waterlong. Let me know your thoughts.