This Semester Was Not Good

Greetings my fellow rankers and rankettes, this year has come to an underwhelming conclusion. First things first, apparently phi delt is on cease and desist? I've heard its something to do with hazing but do you really think I'm gonna believe a prestigious organization such as Phi Delta Theta hazes their new members? I dunno but sum ain't right. Sigma Chi is still a fraternity. Barely. They got some studs for real but a lot of them just can't find the spot if you know what I'm sayin. In terms of the more mid fraternities, who cares. Lambda boys still don't talk to girls. Dsig guys live in the friend zone. And the zetes are in zeta psi. Thirdly, hearing ATO is getting their socials stolen by TEP. Been to a couple of the tep posts and them jaunts was rockin fr. Not surprised one bit. Not surprised the chillers from the boys of 98 wanted to showcase that absolute castle of a chapter house. Honestly the only important thing that happened this semester, this whole year really, was the pizza box Johnson guy at the Theta house. Lmao. Can't believe someone actually did that. I heard he was really cool tho and that he had good intentions. Also heard that you'd need an aircraft carrier to ship that package if ur picking up what im putting down. wink wink. Yeah I dunno. I've been really sad lately. Peace.