I Just Made a 7 figure donation to phi tau

Hello this is a rich and famous phi tau alumni but I do not wish to disclose my identity. I have recently donated 3.7 million dollars(one month of passive income for me ) to give back to the fraternity that gave so much to me. I have been informed that this money will be used to buy high noons to serve at post games. I’m sure the hot girls who frequent our posts will appreciate this.

Thank you phi tau, it’s more than a brotherhood.