hogwarts houses

I'm glad we have few enough houses to make this feasible.

As far as fraternities go,
Sigs are Gryffindor. Zeta, you're Zetas. Sigs are Sigs, Zetas are Zetas.
PMA is Ravenclaw. No argument there.
Theta is Hufflepuff. No, that's not an insult.
Zeta is Slytherin. That's not an insult either. Just look at they're doordecs, they're hella Slytherin.
TKE is Durmstrang. Durmstrang oozes machismo. TKEs meathead vibe jives perfectly.
Gams are Muggles.

Sororities:
Gamma Phi is Gryffindor.
Phi Sig is Ravenclaw. No argument there.
KI is Hufflepuff. I would party with Hufflepuffs any day of the week.
AGD is Slytherin.
AXiD is Beauxbatons. Cuties.