Haha joke's over guys senior block's still at thirden

Hey everyone, we heard some other frat is trying to host senior block this year, and we want you all to know that that is not happening. Senior block is more than just a darty. It’s a tradition of dropping $80 to hike a mile away from seniorland and fund our annual trip to nola. It’s taken years for us to figure out the logistics of hosting such a dynamic and complex event that the simpletons of Smelts could never perfect. If you guys want more details of what separates boozing at Ferden w Berg and the boys from losing at Palace with Katz and the fahgs, reach out to myself Ahlmahn or novahk. Moral of the story, come spend your Saturdays in timbuktu with Bentley and crew (instead of with literally every other house at the palace) #In**ck