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Cornell > University of Illinois

by: Cornell Chad

Your school is full of losers. Meanwhile you’ll be working for me in 10 years. We’re an Ivy League school. What’re you guys? Nothing. But don’t come crying to our greekrank page you plebs

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#1  by: I’m dying    
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Lol..

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#2  by: Andy Bernard   
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Why don't you go sell some copy paper?

That's the only thing I know about Cornell, except that
they are the worst Ivy school.

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#3  by: im spittin fax   
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UIUC CS > Cornell CS. Get butt hurt

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#4  by: lol   
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compare your engineers to ours.. you sure about that?

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#5  by: Yeah, no   
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Cornell has a School of Hotel Administration, and they literally call themselves Hotelies.

So next time you are on vacation, and ding the little bell because you want to check in, the fresh faced kid clicking away on the computer screen in front of you probably went to Cornell.

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by: Yeah, noMar 4, 2021 12:25:00 PM

That is, if they still even have a job in 2021.

Meanwhile our engineers, accountants, and CS grads are busy creating the new normal.

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#6  by: Smitty Jones   
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Cornell sounds like some transvestite that hits on you in a bar in the seedy part of town.

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#7  by: Yale vs Harvard vs Cornel   
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Yale students: "I attend Yale"
Harvard students: "I attend Harvard"
Cornell students: "I attend an Ivy school!"

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#8  by: Cornpop   
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According to Joe Biden's autobiography, Cornpop attended Cornell. That's how he got his nickname.

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#9  by: Accy   
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UIUC vs. Cornell

Which is consistently ranked in the Top Three accounting programs in the country?

I think we know that one ;)

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