Frat Analysis Spring ‘24

I’m getting old and haven’t been following the drama as of late, but this is from what I’ve been told from the youngins
1. Delta Phi 🏠 The house speaks for itself.
2. Chi Psi 🏠 they play by rules and have the least drama
3. Chi Phi 🏠 from what this fraternity was in 2021 to now, I think they just have too many gremlins now

4. Sig Chi 🏠 they’re huge but not much else going on
5. AEPi 🏠 they have a nice looking house
6. ZBT they’re on Mine Street
7. Theta Chi 🏠 they’re also on mine street, with complications to their national status
8. TDP falling off; using 104 artifacts to stay afloat
9. Zeta Psi 🏠 it’s the house
10. PiKapp 🏠 join this fraternity if u are really zesty and like to get hazed

11. SAE too cold for dages huh
12. Phi Psi 🏠 freshman girl central

Crack houses
13. PKT 🏠
14. Alpha Sig 🏠
15. DKE 🏠

16. Kappa Sig it’s the name brand and huge alumni association that’s it
17. PMD they try to stay relevant but are the butt of the jokes

None of these have a reason to be active chapters
18. FIJI
19. DChi
20. APD

In ur own world
21. DU
22. PSK
23. SigEp
24. SPD

I forgot about SigPi, they’re probably better than the crack houses though