Same Sorority Different Font

Tri Delt & ADPi: In-state royalty who hate that UTK went out-of-state. The old money girls were at deb parties all summer, and the new/no money girls pretend they were. All think being from Brentwood is a personality trait.

ZTA & DZ: Think “not like other girls” makes them different, but they’re the same hot mess in different sunglasses. None of them can find their phone, date or shoes after formal.

AXO & DG: Group chat starters. DG posts the drama, AXO says “don’t screenshot” and then screenshots. They self-rank like it’s a full-time job.

KD & Phi Mu: One edits in Lightroom, the other FaceTunes in the Chick-fil-A drive-thru. Both borrow your stuff without asking and give it back with a self-tanner stain and zero apology. Needs constant validation.

Chi O & AOPi: Cardigan-core and GPA queens. Quietly control half of campus and pretend they don’t care.

KKG & Pi Phi: They float through recruitment like background characters no one remembers...forgotten by sisterhood.

SK & AGD: Left out of the drama and kind of okay with it. Both celebrated pretty okay recruitments last year like they won the Super Bowl.