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frats as types of water/accurate/REAL/AUTHENTIC

by: thirsty

this is the ONLY water ranking that is accurate! DON'T listen to anyone else's water rankings

phi psi - alkaline water
elmo- evaporated water
fiji - fiji
sae - dirty dish water
ka- holy water (blessed by pedo priest)
beta- ur thirsty in the middle of the night so you drink from the bathroom faucet
dke- chik fil a ice but
zete- dog bowl water
phi society - rain water
hall - unflushed toilet bowl
sammy - water bottle with perfect volume for bottle flipping
k sig - boxed water (but the box is soggy and you're drinking with a soggy paper straw)
theta chi- condensation
snu - tonic water
a sig - body armour water bought from croads
sig chi - sweat
chi phi - lukewarm bath water
dsig- bottled water left in the car after a hot day
aepi- brita with moldy filter \n\n\n\n\n

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#1  by: zete man   
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this is so true. i'm in zete and i can confirm we only drink water from dog bowls!

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#2  by: jim ryan   
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THIS IS NOT TRUE! KSIG ONLY USES PLASTIC STRAWS!

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#3  by: jj   
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this is so hilariously accurate my god

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