Greek God’s New Frat Names & Ranks

S:

Delta Sigma Phi = Delta Slimey Guys
Tau Kappa Epsilon = Barn Yard Animals
Phi Gamma Delta = Fijibiza (never live it down)
Beta Theta Pi = Beta No Concent Pi
Pi Kappa Alpha = Pi Kappa Everyone
Center Club = Gold Club

A:

Alpha Tau Omega = Alpha Phi Alpha
Phi Kappa Psi = Phi “Spike your drink” Psi
Sigma Phi Epsilon = Sigma Dry Epsilon
Theta Chi = Theta “Oh my…”

B:

Alpha Sigma Phi = Phi Tau’s little brother
Gold Club = Purgatory
Kappa Alpha = Kappa Alpha (no one even cares so they don’t get a name)
Phi Sigma Kappa = Those Neanderthals who live on Main Street

Honorable Mention

Delta Chi: DIDDY GUYS or “they will touch and trap you with their baby oil”
Personally think the 2nd one sounds better \n\n\n\n\n