Accurate Frat Descriptions

Time for the boys:

Dtd - Unless you wanna see girls getting finger blasted in the corner of a basement, skip this frat. They are extremely hard to look at, but even harder to listen to speak. All the dirt you hear ab zeta psi comes from dtd bc they’re jealous. Grimy and rude.

Akl - Akl is the place to black out and twerk on a brother. 90% of the time a guy will catch what you throw back. Idec if some of the guys are stuck up, more parties should be like this.

Adp - This frat breeds addicts and abusers holy ****. Their darties are great, but their parties are ass. Bad music, gross boys. These guys would do the elephant walk if it meant they could hold hands with an aphi girl, or do a line of **ke. If you’re not a size 0 blue eyed blonde y/n messy bun DD w/ a fat ass, you might as well not even show up to the party.

Tke - Yes they’re all on steroids, but they know how to party. If you wanna get blasted with your friends, stop by a tke narty for about 15 mins. If you want to down shots or pegaritas at the bar, find a tke bro to hang out with.

Phi delt - God they used to be so hot. Like you could point out a phi delt in a crowd of men easily. The hot ones graduated though and they were radio silent this past year. Still fun to go to, but they need to stop playing edm at house parties

Beta - Post-merge Beta is pretty solid. Good music, ok parties, really fun darties. I like the guys there

Asig - Who?

Zeta Psi - Cool and cute guys. They only threw a couple of times, but those few times were good. Excited to see them rise the ranks

Sig ep - Parties used to be fun but not so much anymore. That’s it.

Sae - Newer members are…questionable. But I generally like Sae. The parties are pretty good and most of the guys are nice. Perfect frat to find a boyfriend bc they’re all loaded