sorority relationship superlatives

Disclaimer: I know this is stereotyping the sororities and there are great girls in all of them blah blah blah but I was talking to a few friends and we came up with the following relationship-related superlatives for all the sororities based on trends we've seen. This is mainly for the laughs, please don't get butthurt, thanks.

Theta: Most Likely to Be Viewed as Attractive, but Also Be Desperately Single (I wonder why??)

Pi Phi: Most Likely to Be Happily Cuffed to the Plainest Looking White Boy You've Ever Seen with the Personality of a Sheet of a Paper

DG: Most Likely to Be a Homewrecker

AOII: Most Likely to Be Hooking up with Someone for a Board Position