spring official frat unbiased rankings w reasoning

There's been a lot of wack rankings going around recently, so I've decided to do all of you degenerates a favor and provide an unbiased ranking with reasoning. If you have a problem that your house got ranked lower you can cry all you want but the reasoning is fair. Here goes:

TOP:
SAE (up) best rush, good parties
DKE (hold) good rush, good parties
KA (down) meh rush, not as bad as zete
Zete (down) bad rush, alright parties

Upper Mid:
Fiji (down) bad rush, can't throw
Phi Psi (hold) good rush, offof sopro
Pike (hold) average rush, alright parties

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TOP:
Pi Phi (up) good rush, good party personality
Kappa (Down) bad rush, still great house tho
DG (up) great rush
APhi (hold) good rush

Upper Mid:
ADPi (hold) good rush, chillers
ChiO (hold) alright rush, not much to say

Greek life, in general, is declining here. None of these houses are what they once were.