Srats Ranks 2023-2024

APhi, DG
Pi Phi, KD, Tri Delt

Fuzzy, Kappa
Theta, Zeta, AEPhi

Chi O, DZ
AGD, AXO, GPhi

- APHI got who they wanted and no don’t can deny it’s the best pc this school has seen in a while.
- DG also got who they wanted, did really good. Last year was better but this year was still good nonetheless.
- PI PHI did extremely well but eyebrow raises at entire two 7-10 girl friend groups joining together.
- KD definitely had a good recruitment and got some good girls. Definitely the same they’ve gotten these past few years but we’re all hoping they are a little less chaotic.
- TRI DELT got a mix bit mostly extremely good girls. Can’t name names but you know exactly who they got and that was impressive.
- FUZZY did their damn thing. This was such an improvement from last year and they came to make a statement with that.
- KAPPA had the same growth. This was such a good year for them and I know everyone was kind of rooting for them.
- THETA did not do good. There’s no sugar coating it and I feel like they’re here because it’s too fresh to put Zeta ahead of them but they officially have no more pcs to brag about. This can a million dislikes but it’s the truth and they shouldn’t be shocked when they see how certain frats react about this.
- AEPHI this maybe be as controversial as theta but the girls they got were good. We don’t know if they’re mean like pc22 was but I’m surprised dg did not want these girls. This is probably their best but can beg the question how superficial they got during rush.
- CHI O is just slowly declining more and more but they got okay girls. They definitely aren’t bottom bottom though.
- DZ didn’t do what they did last year but still the girls are sweet and super involved they got. They definitely aren’t bottom bottom either.
- AGD gets a round of applause. They struggled last year but got an excellent pledge class for them this year. They saw themselves as last and said “we’ll see about that.”
- AXO just didn’t do well but honestly it’s probably bc agd got a super good pc. AXO is still a good sorority as are all the sororities.
- GPHI got exactly how they’ve always gotten but honestly it’s a little better this year can’t lie.