I just saw a fight on Indianola

just saw a theta and a tri delt fighting in the street screaming about who’s more mid. theta used there big feet and elderly canes to curb stop the tri delts while tri delt whipped thetas with the cut off hair from their curtain bangs. thankfully kd released there dogs and bit off their ears to stop there madness. aphi, pi phi, and dg watched peacefully while kappa and fuzzy wished they were in the fight.