Sigma’s dirty little secret

Does anyone remember Evan Jones from St. X? He was a sigma pledge two semesters ago. Unfortunately, he was not cut out for the pledge process, and was on the verge of getting dropped. The exec board thought of ways to get him to drop on his own, so they tied him to a pole in their basement. There, he underwent ruthless torture. They tickled his feet with feathers, they played Cardi B (deep fried), and asked him to recite the Greek alphabet backwards. He dropped shortly after. God rest your soul, Evan.