TKE supports cancer
by: Dr. Fauci
I was taking a jolly winter stroll through the neighborhood with my finished copy of the cure for leukemia in hand. My destination? The Wexner Center. My diligent and painstaking dedication to help the kids with cancer was soon to be assessed by a board of Ohio’s best in the medical field. I was sure that my work would reach millions.
Then, quicker than a game day blackout, a German Shepard with a TKE insignia on his harness darted from the shrubs near Beta and stole the only physical cure to cancer in existence. Countless of lives could have been saved if it weren’t for those meddling TKEs!
Freshman PNM’s, rush TKE if you support the perpetual cycle of thousands of cancer patients dying world wide every year.
#2by: tke pledge
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