reall spring ranks

It's amazing to me how pi kapp is spreading the most fantastic lies...in what universe are you most athletic? Your grades were among the lowest in IFC and you lost most of your fall pledges when they all quit and joined another frat...you are NOT one of the frats that matter.

Heard that some big houses aren't taking new pledges (rushing) in Spring and that only the smaller ones are open. Is that true? Which ones are open?

Hate to break it to you but everyone's "brotherhood" is great or they wouldn't care about size, social, etc.
SAE - big, wet and don't do much else.
Lambda - big, wet, and drop big checks for philanthropies when they like you
Pi kapps - solid middle group tho lost their pledge class when they quit to join sigma chi. Wtf does "old fashioned" mean? Not athletic. How can their brotherhood be "good" when so many quit?
Phi Psi - went from 0-hero in a few years. From one of the smallest to one of the biggest.
Sigep (not "spe") - best grades for like 30 years but dry house (no parties)
Phi Delt - back in Spring and will come on strong since they've been waiting a year to be active. Adding them back in the mix will dump the mid-tier wannabes (Pi Kapp) back to their rightful place
Sigma chi - too early to tell...heard membership review....
DU - no

Traditionally they have always been (in no particular order): sigep, sae, sigma chi, lambda, phi delt. Lately, phi psi has been over 100 but they used to be like 10 guys (they really should take down those old composites). These top five are over 100 (some close to 150), wet except for sigep and phi delt, and usually top in grades. Sigep usually gets first in grades and first in sports (though just because they field a lot of teams...they are not the jock house), lambda gets first in philanthropies ( though they are a bit behind so far this year), phi delt is good all round but dry...and sigs are just big and wet...and on probation evidently.

This list is a joke. How can pi kapp have "good brotherhood" when their freshmen all quit to join another frat? Where's phi delt on this list, etc?