a description of each house on campus

Frats:

Sigma Pi - Losers, disrespect women. Good riddance

Pi Kapp - Athletic guys, pretty good in sports

SAE - Great parties but that's all they do. They haze a lot too

Theta Chi - They show up to sorority sports in huge numbers, but aren't as athletic

Phi Tau - Guys are kind of shy, but still can hold a conversation

Sig Chi - Still the new kids on the block, but they have been improving as of late

FIJI - Nerdy guys...and that's pretty much it

Phi Kappa Psi - Lack diversity. Why would you guys hold ceremonies on campus?

Pike - Wanna be frat stars, but they are try hards I'll give them that

Delta Chi - They just hang with Sigma Kappa

ZBT - Pretty chill dudes. More low key

Kap Sig - The dinosaur is getting old. Time for something new

TKE - Love your philanthropies but step it up. You are becoming FIJI


Sororities

AO Pi: Dramatically improved. Still needs improving though. Avoid the nerdy girls next rush

Alpha Phi: Hot girls. Known to be fake. Want to date one? Make sure you have a big wallet

Tri-Delt - Sweet girls but I don't really see them on campus

Delta Gamma - Girls are 50/50. Dues are super expensive which is stupid

Delta Zeta - Cool girls. Smart. But they aren't as pretty. Butterface maybe

Gamma Phi Beta - They were known for looks, but as of late not so much. Sometimes dumb blondes don't cut it anymore.

Sigma Kappa - They are just ok. Ratchet girls who like to where homegirl pants and rock snapbacks. Sisterhood is not there

ZTA - Still new