Theta Demon Possed SAE Incident

After my nightly crystal ritual and tarot card reading, the spirits on this campus came to my door step with an interesting revelation. The SAE firecracker attack against the men of Beta Theta Pi was prompted by the evil demonic spirits roaming the halls of Kappa Alpha Theta. The spirits jumped through the walls of the crumbling brick castle and into the mysterious halls of Oklahoma State’s local house of sweethearts. Let’s take the time to sympathize with the SAE men. It was simply your run of the mill demon possession, not an act of unpromoted terror