Ever want to study abroad and never come back? Were all those drinks…I mean classes you took just so intoxicating that you can’t ever see yourself back here in America? Well here is your chance to take your rituals and your letters to start your very own chapter outside of our beloved red, white and blue. Pack your case of Natty Light and here are your top 10 countries that are ready for Greek Life.
10. Mexico
Let’s be honest. You probably don’t even remember that you and your entire fraternity took a trip to Cancun for spring break. Well…you did…and you probably should have stayed. Being That Mexico is one of the top places for young Greeksters to go for spring break, it would be a disservice if we did not have our neighbor to the south on this list. Next spring you may want to consider staying permanently and colonizing the beach as your chapter property.
9. South Africa
This treasure of Africa has all you can ever want if you were to start its very first Greek chapter. Who would not want a mansion in the African savanna or a lion cub as your house pet? The great Nelson Mandela was the ultimate bro who basically lived the values of every Greek creed till the day he died.
8. Argentina
Steak, Argentinian girls in bikinis, penguins, and more steak. Is there any more you could want on your fratio in your new frat house in Buenos Aires? My advice is learn a thing or two about soccer, buy a Lionel Messi jersey and learn some Spanish because this South American treasure is too great to pass up for some future Greek chapters.
7. Sweden
You like Blondes? Do you like Blondes that are the original Scandinavian Blonde? Well then you may want to consider packing up your rituals and start a new Nordic colony. You can even get your Viking on if you feel so inclined. This beautiful and forever neutral country will certainly give you and your chapter an experience of a lifetime.
6. Brazil
Heading back to the western hemisphere for this one, Brazil is all the rage nowadays. The most recent World Cup just took place there and the next summer Olympics will be happening in Rio. You may want to establish residency while you can and along with some scorching Brazilian models, catch some sunrays in your new chapter cabana on the beach.
5. Netherlands
Heading back over to Europe to begin our top 5, the Netherlands has to be on this list for one reason and one reason only. Amsterdam. If you thought you had it great in Colorado as a Greek organization, you may want to reconsider your life choices and make your way over to the land of orange.
4. Croatia
Most of you reading this probably forgot this country even existed. Well it does and you should be ashamed of yourself for forgetting about the absolute most beautiful women in the world. If you thought mixers with the hottest sororities on your campus were the highlights of your college career, well first you should reconsider why you went to college and then just imagine what a mixer could be like with the Croatian women’s soccer team. Check out the Croatian basketball player below.
3. Germany
The land of beer, bratwurst and more beer has made it way onto our list to begin our top 3. You would be put to shame if you were caught with a Natty Light at your local German brewery; so at least your pong games will be a bit classier and get you a bit drunker. Keep hold of your schnitzel and get your chapter over to Germany faster than you can say SiebentausendZweihundertVierundfünfzig.
2. Australia
Our runner up for the country that is most ready for Greek life is the down under. With its bountiful babes and kangaroos galore, who would not want to have the outback as the view from their balcony? The killer accents and massive pints of Fosters Beer will keep your Dad Bod in shape and your chapter thriving while cheering AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!
1. United Kingdom
Our #1 country that is the most ready for Greek life is our land’s previous owners: the Brits. They gave us our start in the new world and after giving them a big ass-kicking at the Battle of Yorktown, we figured that giving back the American idea of Greek Life is the least that we can do. With a few fraternities already having some chapters across the pond, the Brits top our list in style.
Why are you still reading?! You should be packing your bags and heading to the nearest airport. You all have some long trips ahead of you.
