Sorority Types!! Plz give me thoughts

wondering the same thing Cant find a list

From a previous post that was meant to be just for fun but was actually spot on:

Sororities as High School Personas

AXO - Won best all around for superlatives. SGA president, NHS member, and was on homecoming court. Dating star QB.
PM - Often referred to as one of the prettiest girls at school. She’s really involved, captain of the cheer team, and models for the local boutique. Dating baseball player.
ZTA - Co-captain of cheer team. Blown up on tiktok and has the most IG followers. Lowkey famous and dating the Troy Bolton of the rival high school. At every social event.
APHI - On cheer team with ZTA/PM and most popular with the hot jocks for sleeping and partying with them. About to be in a major scandal for sleeping with AXOs bf. Sent to office for the 5th time for wearing skirt too short.
KD + KKG - The high school girls rolling up in their white range rovers. They look down on mostly everyone. Spends their summers at the fancy country club. Has an exclusive friend group with the preppy boys on the lax team.
AGD - Valedictorian and christian young life leader. She’s loved by all the teachers and you want her in your group project to be type A and do all of the work.
PI PHI - captain of the girls soccer and volleyball team. very athletic, gets good grades, apart of yearbook club and in the popular crowd but lowkey about it.
ADPI - editor and chief of the school newspaper. she knows everything going on about everyone. smart girl, was in girl scouts growing up, and is apart of SGA now. won most school spirit.
GPHI - maybe not the most well known by name, but you recognize her bc she’s at every party and has a great time. best friends with the stoner/party boys who don’t play sports.
DZ - gphis more involved best friend that cares a lil more about school. they go to everything together and love skipping a football game to hang with their guy friend group.

This is making Alpha Phi and Zeta sound much better than they actually are.

Alpha Phi is the girl that sleeps with her teacher.

Zeta is the girl who didn’t make the cheerleading team so she has her mom buy a school mascot uniform so she can be the mascot and still try to hang around the cheerleaders and go to their practices.

Alpha Gam and AXO are top houses for grades and involvement, but hard to get into unless you're southern.

Phi Mu and Zeta are more focused on appearance and how social you are. Zeta will take more OOS/OOR PNMs than Phi Mu will.

KD is also more exclusively southern and they rush well among the PNMs they target.

DDD, XO, and KKG are great houses but they all kind of run together. Each is very selective. Idk what more to say about them.

You'd need to find your fit among NR houses because there's a variety of girls in each house, but you can find friends in any of them.

There's literally NO bad house at Bama. Don't listen to the hate on here.