listen up tiktok pnm’s and miserable geeds!

let’s be honest with ourselves. to any desperate geed who stalks this entire website to fill the void of their meaningless boring life of being rejected and left behind constantly, aphi looks like the gold standard of happiness at the Univ of alabama. think about it, they’re all so beautiful and kind, they party hardy, they get invited everywhere and are loved and respected on campus. so of course the other sororities take offense to this and hate on aphi 24/7. seriously, don’t be mad because you wanted your precious 2 seconds of tiktok fame over picking the most genuine and authentic house. you want a social life? you want the college experience? join aphi. you want to sit around and talk about how popular you were in high school all day? join anyone else. plain and simple.