ZTA & APHI on the move up

Like cmon. APhi has the most growth because they came from nothing. And SK has been around long enough to have data. This is so made up. And Pi Phi had nearly the same stats as AGD and AXO yet near Theta and APhi is suddenly near top?

When you are filling up a bucket that has a steady leak, you have to use a lot more water than for one that doesn't leak. So your "growth" % of water usage is much higher.

Because APhi takes the largest new member class each fall from quota plus and fall COB, then loses so many of them over the break that they have to then take huge COB numbers in spring to refill, but then lose so many again over summer, then has to start the whole thing over again with the quota plus and fall COB etc. Year after year. They can't retain their members like the other houses. So yeah if you are only counting intake without the drops as "growth" then okay APhi wins yay.

The numbers are the numbers. Go look for yourself.

Aphi did not come from nothing. In spring of 2022 they had 342 members.

SK does have data but they are very new and it is not fair to compare.

Piphi does not have the stats of either Agd or Axo. Presently they are the 2 largest houses on campus. Piphi is at 10th in terms of overall size. As I said above, go look for yourself.

These are the numbers. Argue with the U of Alabama admin.

Love that aphi troll now is just writing stuff to trigger others to attack them bc everyone was getting bored with the daily meltdown. Creativity!

Your numbers are irrelevant. Adding 30 COBs (with a 2.6 gpa….ooooph) in the spring in an effort to say you have the largest membership/growth is actually embarrassing. The only numbers on those reports that are relevant are as follows:
GPA
# of COBs
If you didn’t have a mass exodus of members every year you wouldn’t have to COB. Ugh…..please go to a statistics class so you can understand.

Bless your heart.

Oh please, spare us your sanctimonious tirade. It's clear that you have some personal vendetta against Alpha Phi and it's clouding your ability to objectively analyze the statistics. While there may be valid concerns about their retention rates and GPA, it doesn't justify the level of vitriol and animosity you're spewing. If you truly cared about the Greek community and promoting healthy competition, you would focus on constructive criticism instead of tearing down a sorority based on biased assumptions and a selective interpretation of the data. So go ahead, continue to feed your spiteful narrative, but don't expect anyone with a semblance of rational thinking to take you seriously.