Aphi is a top house

If APhi was a good sorority they would be able to actually retain their members from semester to semester, and they would not have an embarassingly low house GPA. And if they were actually ranked high among pnm's they would get to be more selective in recruitment and have to cut pnm's. Yes, they are popular to watch on tt as entertainment, and popular among frats as a guaranteed lay. But that still hasn't translated to making them popular among pnm's according to their rush rankings, or provide a good sisterhood according to the amount of drops they have to deal with, or provide their members with incentive to do well academically according to their below-average GPA, or make those frat boys think of them as anything other than a piece of tail. I wish they would be better in real life.

You lost me at "all cute". Please just stop Aphi. You're embarrassing yourself.

My theory ringed true. Oh trolls, don’t you get tired of talking about Aphi all day, every day? We know you made this post to set up for you to respond to yourselves with the same paragraphs lol

I agree troll post. Reverse psychology. No aphi would write this as I think they definitely know they are not above zeta and axo and have the respect of absolutely no one. They would have to live under a rock to not know they are the least respected. It’s embarrassing . Pnms need to know self worth is more important than anything - they can do better than aphi . Don’t pick them just for the frat guys. There are plenty of boys in Bama you will be able to go to formals and date parties in any sorority if that’s what you want.