my phi mu experience

okay so did anyone get immediately taken to the laundry room and put on top of a washing machine???? apparently i have to lose 12 pounds by bid day or else i’m not gonna be allowed on their lawn, which is really upsetting because I really want to fit their stereotype of being a brainless fake blonde. they also said they get fake tanning memberships included in their dues, how exciting!! plus being included in a group of girls who want their house and everyone in it to be white???? I LOVE THIS IDEA!