Should I rush SNU or DKE

I just got my acceptance letter from the University of Alabama (My Dream School) (I would’ve enrolled in the army if I didn’t get in here) (The School in which my mom got knocked up by my dad who was in SNU)))
Roll Tide! My whole life I’ve only wanted 3 things.
1. To party
2. To get hot girls
3. To be in SNU (like my dad, I’m a legacy)
4. To get a 2.78 GPA
6. To not be and only child and have a sibling, and I can finally have siblings (brothers) in SNU
Unfortunately, however, all these latest talks have me rethinking my entire life.
For the past 7-8 years I’ve religiously checked Alabama Greekrank to update myself on Taus and other GreekLife related activities.
Now, though, I saw some things about Garrison Cherry on here that I just can’t unsee. I want to be the coolest kid on this campus and get the most play, but with Garrison Cherry on the campus I feel like there might be too much competition. Should I just take a gap year and wait for Garrison Cherry to graduate? Should I go to Georgia (Go Dawgs?)? Please help me out.
Thank you.