Dchi stole my hair

So Saturday me my friend were walking down Jefferson, and we were lured in Dchi by a man who bought girl scout cookies, and said he would give us a box of samoas if we came in. He made it very clear we had to share the cookies, because they didn’t have money to buy us another box. When we got inside, we were accosted by one guy carrying safety scissors, and begged us for a lock of our hair. We thought it was a little weird, but we didn’t wanna be rude, so we said ok, one lock of hair couldn’t hurt right? Then all the other pledges swarmed us and begged for our hair, as their pledge master had given them the task of getting a lock of a girls hair, and nobody had said yes before. We figured one lock would be ok, but there a lot of guys, and we liked our hair at the length it was, so we politely declined. As we said this, we turned to see the gates closed, and we looked at each other in terror as we realized they would not let us go without our hair. We tottered away from Dchi 4 hours later, with 23 strands of hair in between us, we counted as them as we cried. Anyways does anyone know a good wig place in town?? Also should we cut the other strands off, it looks kinda dumb but I don’t wanna be bald.