Do new row houses still have fun w frats

If this is the only reason you’re coming to bama, we dont want you. if you are a fun outgoing person it wont really matter what house you’re in to the frat guys who only think with their 🍆

No. None of the frats party with NR girls. Ever. You better stay in CA.

Girl it’s college…anyone can go to frat parties, even people who don’t even go to school there.

new row and old row sororities live VERY similar lives. you can get an old row house from cali, sororities are more geographically diverse then frats. you'll find an amazing college experience don't stress

"I'm scared..." wtf

I’m an old row mom drinking too much wine pretending to be a girl from a California who only cares about getting with guys.

I don’t even realize that most girls from California could care less about frat guys because I think they all think like I do and want to be a wifey and sit on Greek rank and drink.

But it’s all good because other old Moms are also on here with me to pretend to be students and we can just respond to each other over and over.

Ladies who should we pick on next? Maybe I should pretend I’m a cheerleader from New Jersey and I’m a liberal. Or I could pretend there’s a documentary being done and I’m part of it. But I probably should still mention frats somehow.

I could ask how to dress to go on a date with a frat guy as a girl from New Jersey, who is secretly doing a documentary while plotting to make the campus all liberals.

Too much?

Get off Greek Rank. It’s Friday.

Go do something more interesting like your laundry. You can do it. We believe in you.

Sincerely,

People who actually go to school here