FRAT RANKINGS BASED ON FIGHTING A BEAR

This is strictly rankings on how each relevant fraternity here would do trying to take down a grizzly bear in a fight.

KA: known as the country boys, should have enough power to take down the grizzly bear

Pi Kapp: very angry dudes, they just might have enough to get the job done. It would be close

Sig Ep/ Sigma chi: not as angry of people, would have to dig deep into daddy’s money to find the strength the take down the bear. Less chance of winning, but still possible

Phi Delt/ Pike: lots of athletes. They just may be able to get it done

Theta chi: would undoubtedly lose. Not a chance. Very soft

The rest: would all lose