Only the best get crowned

You guys I’m shaking. I walked into a house today and the active grabbed me and immediately stuck her finger up my butt. I was so nervous that immediately diarrhea started spewing out. I had 3 coffees and 2 Red Bull’s. The girl started laughing and told me that I should get used to it because they put laxatives in all their food to stay skinny. I hope I get them back for pref!