theta scares me…

i walked into theta today for sisterhood and i was in shock… 25% of the theta population is ginger. right up my ally. they understand my pain when i get called fire crotch. i was welcomed with open arms. everything was going great until one of the girls asked me, if i was a cat, what would my name be. then she told me her cat name was Penelope and started crawling on the floor and aggressively meowing. worst part is the girl next to her joined and they were meowing in unison to the tune of WAP by Cardi B. i guess u could say i’m a theta hata