AGD made me nurse a squirrel.

So I pledged alpha gam last year. And on their bid day retreat, They made us go to a squirrel farm. At said farm, we each were assigned a squirrel. My squirrels name was China Anne McClain (previously loved on the series, Ant Farm, from the beloved Disney Channel). China and i spent a lot of time together: getting to know each other, sharing secrets, and intimate details of our crazy lives. . I was very excited to see where our journey took us, until the actives told us that we were to nurse the squirrels with our breastmilk. I nursed this squirrel and she eventually grew into a strong young woman, leading the campus fearlessly. China, if you’re reading this, thanks for making me know that alpha gamma delta was my home. Although I now will have no milk for my children.