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is the machine still real

by: ?

it’s literally scary i’m not EXACTLY sure what tf the machine is but omfg how is it real it literally seems like something out of a movie. anyways is it real and what do they even do

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#1  by: No   
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It’s made up by geeds as a way to scare people and turn them against Greek life

By: No
#2  by: duh   
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There's this thing called Google. You can actually do that, right?

By: duh
by: ONEAug 1, 2021 7:02:00 PM

welcometothemachine dot info

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#3  by: Um   
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That’s a myth…

By: Um
#4  by: Yes   
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It’s very real

By: Yes
#5  by: oof   
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it’s very real but al they do is push people to get elected for class office positions and homecoming queen or whatever tf it’s called. unless you’re an AGD, those things probably seem a little foolish to care about

By: oof
#6  by: The Verdict   
#6    

If you’re living in a d-list John Grisham novel, yes “The Machine” is frighteningly real 🙄

By: The Verdict
#7  by: legend   
#7    

They are a legend in their own mind, they not as relevant or powerful as they think they are.

By: legend
#8  by: Theta by epsilon   
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Katie Boyd Britt is real

By: Theta by epsilon
#9  by: …. tbh….   
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lol it is a bit weird if ur not in greek life or once u leave it lol but greek life normalizes the machine soooo much. it is essentially just getting as many people in greek life in student government as possible. and to have the largest portion of the voting student body supporting them. it looks a little lame and doesn’t sound serious but this way, greek life has an extremely strong hold on campus politics and they vote out anything they don’t like. they also vote to allocate funds so they can defund certain programs/clubs which can have serious implications. if ur not involved in student gov but still in greek life you’ll 100% be badgered by ur sorority to vote (and when they tell you to vote) and it’s heavily encouraged to vote a certain party and to vote for other greek life candidates. some sororities (cough agd, cough xo) are pretty intense on student gov involvement so they’ll also encourage/push a lot of their girls to run

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