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by: T2   

Here is the all important Dork Index top ten as measured during the 2016-2017 academic year:

1. KAT
2. DG
3. AOPi
4. ADPi
5. AXO
6. AGD
7. GPhi
8. PM
9. KD
10. PBP

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#1by: Lol   
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Hahaha "dork index" I love that. What was your criteria?

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#2by: no   
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KD and GPB are not dorky, just vaguely annoying in completely different ways.

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by: ;)   

Oh sweetie. You are in denial.

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#3by: //////   
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yo stfu. and stop replying to yourself.

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#4by: T3   
#4    

We need to include the dork index in future rankings. It's as important as grades, involvement and sisterhood.

By: T3
#5by: Ehhhhh   
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Shouldn't DZ replace PBP???

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by: X   

Dz definitely belongs on the dork index

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by: T2   

Wow. I went away and then returned to see acceptance of the Dork Index. I think it is fair to say DZ should be in there instead of PBP. PBP is not really that dorky. DZ is okay for a while but then the dork factor does emerge.

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#6by: Burpees   
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Revised Dork Index that includes DZ and omits PBP:

Here is the all important Dork Index top ten as measured during the 2016-2017 academic year:

1. KAT
2. DG
3. AOPi
4. DZ
5. ADPi
6. AXO
7. AGD
8. GPhi
9. PM
10. KD

Non-dork houses: ZTA, APhi, XO, DDD, KKG and PM

By: Burpees
by: PM!   

so PM is both dork and non-dork. is it safe to say they're... ambi-dork-strous?

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by: ^   

Oops! I didn't see PM on the dork list.

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by: Guest   

This is a really funny thread. I love the joke on PM being both and being ambi-dork-strous. Classic.
FWIW, I think the troll starting this meant dork in an endearing way because any troll on here is, by definition, a dork.

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by: What   

Cmon chi o is in the index

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#7by: ????   
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Naive PNM here. So Theta is #1 in dork index meaning most dorky and KD is #10 meaning least dorky of the top 10? Just want to make I've got this straight! Thanks!!! Now this is funny! I could consider myself dorky in some ways!

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by: Ok   

I believe you are correct but the actual dork index is not out until August after the machine does its super secret vote

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#8by: Confused   
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So dork index is not a measure of desirability? If it was how would AXO show up here and be the top house? So confused by this!

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by: def   

agreed. motion to include dork index when ranking sororities from here on out?

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by: Mkkk   

How would the dork index be a measure of desirability? Houses on the dork list are HIGHLY DESIRABLE to DORKS.

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#9by: What?   
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Define dork in this instance, please.

Where I'm from, a dork is someone who is nerdy and into nerdy things. How is it meant for this suddenly all important ranking? Will it tell me who watches the most Doctor Who? That would be something that I would be very interested in knowing, as I like a good Doctor Who binge watch myself.

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#10by: J   
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Urban Dictionary defines dork as:

Someone who has odd interests, and is often silly at times. A dork is also someone who can be themselves and not care what anyone thinks.

An individual who exhibit the following characteristics:
- Funny in their own way
- Has some odd personality or unique way of thinking
- Can be themselves

Also, there were nine sororities above the Panhellenic average for GPA in the Fall of 2016. Seven of those nine houses made the dork house lists. Dorks make great grades! I'm proud to be a dork!

By: J
by: Luv   

@J. You earned a dork gold star with the above!

Panlove!

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by: Based on that.......   

I am 100% down for being a dork too, if we are using the Urban Dictionary. Take note houses on this list. You're AWESOME!

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by: Guest   

Well played dork. I would add to urban dictionary definition that a dork includes cosplay aficionados

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by: Guest   

Looks like the OP was definitely a troll (T2) and you can never tell what they are up to. My guess is they don't even know the houses and just put letters out there and had fun messing with people of whether it was good or bad to be dorky, but they did seem to give it a negative implication.

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by: Cosplay   

All over Greek Life you hear talk about costume parties and theme parties where people dress up as things. That is simply cosplay with a more rigid theme. Not sure why you'd knock 'cosplay aficionados' as being a negative.

It take creativity, craftiness and skill to make a good cosplay, and not everyone who does is some afflicted dweeb. Maybe visit places outside of Alabama occasionally.

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