COMPREHENSIVE SRAT/FRAT'23 RANKS FOR FROSH (updated)

now that I have your attention,

this is not so much to rank greek life but to give u an honest review of the vibes and niches of most relevant houses on campus. this site is used for whiney rich members of srats/frats to fight over who did the best at developing early onset alcoholism and addictions to partying, or who is the most objectively attractive and white! as a freshman, ur first mistake was coming on here thinking there would be any validity.. but I digress. my credentials you may ask? im in greek life here lol (member of core 4 if that means anything to you.. p.s. it shouldn't)

not ranked in any particular order
SRATS
kappa (kkg)- honestly do know much about them except for the fact that they seem extremely white? they did an accidental (eh) kkk themed bid day which kinda tells you all you need to know. moderately wealthy, but I couldn't tell you what more they are/why they're in core 4 besides white and rich with the occasional token. kinda similar to DG in that regard. most of these girls will be seen going on mini NYC/hamptons/europe trips with each other on insta.

DG
-just extremely rich but very dry, very snobby in that regard. having been to joint-mixers with them, it was just very strange because it feels like they look down on others. has the occasional sweetheart. if u aren't an exchange/foreign/trust fund baby then I would suggest you look elsewhere. kinda hard to hold meaningful conversations with. most of these girls will be seen going on mini NYC/hamptons/europe trips with each other or their frat besties on insta. it is truly insane to see how rich they are and they keep it that way by only associate with each other. most of the likely went to abroad private schools and plan to study abroad together in Europe.

theta
- the only reason ppl will tell you that they are the bottom of core 4 is because they tend to take in people that actually have personalities and interests. oh and the fact that they are the most diverse out of core 4 is more likely than not the reason why ppl would tell you they are at the bottom of core 4. but during rush, most, if not all, girls that I encountered really wanted them and if they got dropped by them, they were either rlly sad or dropped out of rush completely. idk theta girls just give off genuine vibes. there's a range of filthy rich, down to earth, artsy, preppy, hardcore partygoers, chill girls in there and they all can hold convos which is nice. does have the occasional airhead/fake girl that only rlly cares about weed though

aphi
- wanted to love em during rush but simply couldn't. frequently considered to be the best house at cornell but that raises the question of why? simply put, they have the widest range of objectively conventionally attractive girls and tend to be best friends with a lot of frat guys (some give of pick-me vibes). also they tend to either be rich or have a random affiliation with celebrities. they are genuinely pretty but personality wise, there's nothing there. no meaningful convos to be had, with the exception of a few sweethearts (really awesome people). openly talks down on other srats during rush which isn't supposed to happen at all but they get away with it. there is a little bit of a mean girl culture in aphi which leads to a lot of internal drama/conflict/some girls wishing they hadn't joined but staying in because of the connections to frats and the status it gives them as a member.

more to come below.