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Sig Chi is NOT a top house

by: DKE greekrank chair

As a house, we’ve been invited to a lot of bigways by the smelly Chi brothers. However, we’ve turned down all the offers because our mixing schedule is packed and we don’t want to be associated with the Smelly Chis.

Their ‘410’ parties, as the smelly chi clowns like to call it, are just straight up smelly. We would much rather go to pikapp every weekend to party with our middle tier and rising bros. We will only consider doing bigways with smelly chi if they start throwing paint and foam parties like the true top houses on campus.

Best,
The Brothers of DKE. Men of honour and character!

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#1  by: DKE greekrank chair    
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I would also like to add that we have a sick big grey castle on West campus

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#2  by: DKE greekrank chair    
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Do not let the smelly chis bury this post. Support the new top house, DKE! We’ve produced 5 US presidents and numerous CEOs. All smelly chi has produced are dudes that smell.

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by: lollolJul 24, 2022 9:12:54 PM

Yeah but SX does have Brad Pitt

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by: Angelina JolieJul 24, 2022 9:25:29 PM

i divorced brad pitt because every time i asked him to take a shower he would just go, 'i am a smelly chi baby! I am only taking a shower when they take us off sopro.'

By: Angelina Jolie
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#3  by: Lmao   
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Bumpp

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