Looking for guys that would be a good fit

First of all - to all the frosh good luck w rush, this is a super exciting fun time for everyone! Second of all, i’d like to aggressively assert that you should not rush chi psi if you won’t be a solid fit(brotherhood is extremely important to us). So, if you A) don’t eat your own boogers B) don’t pee sitting down or C) are attracted to women…WE DO NOT WANT YOU! DO NOT COME TO OUR OPEN HOUSES!