insane conversation i had during preference

so when i was walking into this house, i tripped a little since there was snow on the floor. when the girl reached down to help me she said

"welcome to the knight bus, emergency transport for the stranded witch or wizard. my name is stan shunpike, i'll be your conductor this evening. what'chu doing down there? what'chu fell over for? well, come on then, let's not wait for the grass to grow."